What is a good funny quote i can put in my msn personal message?

Question

What is a good funny quote i can put in my msn personal message?

Answer 1

Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge.

Mark Twain



Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.

Mark Twain



Don't try to save the planet, the planet's fine the people are f*cked, George Carlin.



I agree that we should treat each other in a Christian manner, I however will not be responsible for the consequences.



I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.

Mohandas Gandhi



You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

Winston Churchill

Answer 2

1) Mom + Dad - Condom = Me :P

2) God Made Me. And God Made Deer, But God Made You Such A Queer (*)

3) Theres Always A Light At The End Of A Tunnel, Just Pray Its Not A Train (I)



That's all I could think of right now, sorry and if there not good ones then sorry again :).

Answer 3

yahr squidy, thenk thee for answering my question before, here are some of my fav quotes:



god gave man a penis and a brain, but not enough to use both.



if looks could kill i would be a weapon of mass destruction.



scotty dosnt know what fiona and me, r doing in my van every sunday, she tells him she's at church but she dosnt go. still she's on her knees and scoottyy dosnt knowww.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vyj1C8ogtE





All your fish are belong to us!



every problem has a solution, tho sometimes the solution costs more than the problem.



nice guys finish last >pun intended<



i tell you what would look good on you... ME!



you have nice eyes, lets f$%k



enjoy ^^

Answer 4

Do not say what the other guy suggested. That's a bad idea, disrespectful and totally inappropriate. Say something that resembles who you are.

Answer 5

SORRY, I don't know any for you. BUT I have found people who need to use that f word, think they are better than others, when they aren't.

Its a real turn off.

Answer 6

first off, thanks for answering my question :)

& i just found a quote i thought was funny.



guys who are sparkling, are usually gay.



it has to do with Twilight, so if you haven't read or seen the movie, you probably won't get it :P



uhm, there's this site i always go to for quotes. just search under the heading "funny"



http://www.wittyprofiles.com

Answer 7

Thank you for answering my question it helped alot :)



yh all thoes quotes are funny! u shod use them lol

Answer 8

you can write..





roses are red, violets are blue, monkeys like you should be in da zoo.. don't be angry..i'll be with you.. outside da cage..i will be laughing @ you..



hehe..

Answer 9

"If a tree falls over in the woods and no-body is around to see it....do the other trees point and laugh???"

Answer 10

hi

here I give you a lot of tools to create a cool nickname



=►for a nice MSN name

http://www.messengerfreak.com/nicknames.php

http://www.sherv.net/MSN-Names.html

http://www.sachgup.com/msn/msn-names/index.php

http://www.funvista.com/msn/msn-nick-names/msn-multiline-names.htm

http://www.anvari.org/nicknames/106100.html



=►quotes

http://www.telepk.com/msn-messenger/msn-messenger-nick-names/msn-quotes

http://www.telepk.com/msn-messenger/msn-messenger-nick-names/msn-quotes

http://www.free-winks.info/msn-quotes/funny-msn-quotes-funny-quotes-for-msn-messenger

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/keywords/messenger.html

http://www.sachgup.com/funny_sms/quotes-sms-1.php



=►get graphics for your nick here [웃ღ웃]

http://www.bautizame.org/messenger_nick_grafico.php

http://club.telepolis.com/compunetsi/nicks_graficos.html

http://www.wf-zone.us/graficos-messenger/37674-nicks-graficos.html

http://www.detuamor.com/nick-graficos.html

http://www.mundoemoti.com/Nick_Grafico.html

http://rokalito16.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!4536BD4C8930732D!1149.entry



=►for cool fonts for your nick use a weirdmaker [ÿøυɾ ṉαṃε]

--»just use ctrl+c keys to copy and ctrl+v keys to paste

http://www.minderlegaal.nl/

http://www.msnletters.info/

http://www.sherv.net/weirdmaker.html

http://www.msnparadiso.com/index5.php?Ver=Creacion_Nick&Lang=En

http://www.nuevodisplay.com/conversor.html

http://www.messletters.com/

http://www.armatudisplay.com

http://www.fanzer-chk.com/conversor_nick.html

http://www.weirdmaker.webb.se/

http://www.eslamoda.com/

http://emotik.com/index.php?msn=nicks

http://www.msnweirdmakers.com/

http://www.revfad.com/flip.html

http://www.messengerfreak.com/text_maker.php

http://msn.omduena.com/ascii_arts01.html

http://msnnames.msnman.com/ascii.msn.names.htm

http://www.zptweb.net/Generador-nicks-ASCII-messenger-tools-tool.html



=►for a nice ASCII name (¯`•._) your name(¯`•._)

http://www.mess-names.com/msn-nicknames.html

http://maxpeing.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!E1DAA249FF37866!501.entry

http://www.delmessenger.com/creador-de-nicks.php

http://www.messhits.com/nick-name-maker.php

http://www.messengertools.net/ascii-msn-names.html

http://www.emotik.com/index.php?msn=nicks

http://www.messengersd.com/ascii/

http://www.zptweb.net/Constructor-nicks-ASCII-messenger-tools-tool.html

http://www.screennamesmsn.com/ASCII-ART.html

http://www.muskurahat.com/msn/ascii_nick_names.asp

http://www.portalmochis.net/msnnick1.htm

http://www.emotiplanet.com/traductor-ascii.htm

http://www.emotiplanet.com/nicks-multilinea.htm

http://www.emotiplanet.com/creador-nicks.htm

http://www.telepk.com/msn-messenger/msn-messenger-nick-names/ascii-art/



=►nick backwards and upsidedown [ǝɯɐu ɹnoʎ]

http://www.zptweb.net/Invertir-nick-messenger-tools-tool.html

http://www.techdo.com/write-upside-down/

http://www.sherv.net/flip.html

http://www.revfad.com/flip.html

http://www.fliptext.com.cc/

http://www.emotik.com/index.php?msn=invertir.nick

http://www.messenger12.com/nick/nick-invertido.php

http://www.msnparadiso.com/index5.php?Ver=Creacion_Nick&Lang=En





=►for rare symbols , stars,hearts etc

--»select the one you like and then use just use ctrl+c keys to copy and ctrl+v keys to paste

http://almaweb.es/tutos/gruposmsn/nicks.html

http://www.sherv.net/symbols.html



=►creator for colored nicks

http://crearnickdecolores.demsn.net/



=► your name in arab [ايشا]

http://lexiquetos.ohui.net/nombres-arabe/?nombre=

http://www.zptweb.net/Creador-nicks-arabes-messenger-tools-tool.html



=► your name in chinese [阿方索]

http://lexiquetos.ohui.net/nombres-chino/



=► your name in japanese [アイシャ]

http://www.portalmix.com/japon/japones.shtml

http://lexiquetos.ohui.net/nombres-japones/



=►nick multiline

http://www.mess.be/

If you want your nickname to consist of multiple lines, you'll have to download the latest version of the Messenger Plus! addon.



1) Open a conversation window

2) Type /nick followed by a space and then your desired nickname, using [SHIFT]+[ENTER] to insert line breaks.

3) Press enter and your nickname will change.



=►if you want your nick changing each x time

--» use the PLUS

http://www.msgpluslive.net

(do not support the sponsor)



--»then get this script

http://www.msgpluslive.net/scripts/view/40-NickChange/



=►if you want to create a nice coloured nickname and personal message

--» use the PLUS

►PLUS live 4.81

http://www.msgpluslive.net/download/

(do not support the sponsor)



--»once installed

open MSN

tools

options

write the nick

then click the button that says 'format codes'

chose the color you want

apply/ok



--» if you want to colorize the nick background

click at 'color codes'

then select T

select the color you want

apply/ok



=►creator for colored nicks

http://crearnickdecolores.demsn.net/





=►you can also this script for PLUS.. it's really fine

--» name editor

http://www.msgpluslive.net/scripts/view/276-NameEditor/



=►or this one

--» Styles

http://www.wf-zone.us/todo-messenger/25303-script-styles-1-2-2-msn-8-plus.html



--» if you want tu use color codes

select the color you want using the color chart of your conversation window

for ex. 2 (blue)

then put the codes with the nickname in the middle



[c=2]your name[/c]

if you want a graduated nick

example

[c=2]your name[/c=4] (4 is red)



-->you can also change the font styles

[b]your name[/b] bold

[i]your name[/i] italic

[u]your name[/u] underlined



--» if you want to colorize the nick background use 'a'

[a=18][c=2]your name[/c= 4][/a=18]



--» you can use one of these color charts

http://filotony05.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!BAA9F3C067C1982B!138.entry

http://erchanfli.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!1p6b5sbD4TThkqT-todDmzoQ!169.entry

http://usuarios.sion.com/pauluk/coloreshtml.htm



=►NOTE: your friends can only see the colors when they are using PLUS





=►if you want to colorize your PERSONAL MESSAGE (subnick)

you better add yourself so you can see the results





--» to change a color we have to write •$X (uppercase+3 y uppercase+4)

where X is the color number you we want to use



--» copy the color codes of the color charts I left above or use the one of the conversation window

.. the icon with the little color squares



--» for example



[ c=#328FC2 ][ /c ]

copy #328FC2 and in your subnick it will be that kind

•$#328FC2 and your message



--» another example

red green blue

•$4red•$, •$3green•$, •$12 blue•$



--» these are the principal colours

Colour numbers

0 --> White

1 --> Black

2 --> blue

3 --> Green

4 --> Red

5 --> Brown

6 --> Violet

7 --> Orange

8 --> Yellow

9 --> Flourescent green

10 -->Olive green

--» there are more colors (hit ctrl.+k keys to see all colors)



writing these symbols our contacts will see a colored personal message we had selected

If we want to finish a color and leave it normally just write •$

so you can create a subnick (personal message) with several colors



=►and also



•# (if you want bold)

•@ (if you want underlined)

•& (if you want italic)



--» having PLUS you can also use this webs (just copy and paste the one you want)

http://www.mundoemoti.com/Nick_MsgPlus.html

http://jackiboi.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!7251249858350C40!4352.entry

http://creatunick.net/hacer_nick_a_color_messenger_plus_live.php

http://felipex.net/2007/01/27/efectos-para-el-nick/

http://www.dotcomunderground.com/blogs/2006/03/08/msn-plus-colour-codes/





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Answer 11

dont eat red snow by where the virgins go..



haha



get it..

Answer 12

hmm....try this one...got it from the fallout 3 video game....:





War is not about who is RIGHT....Its about who is LEFT...

Answer 13

1. yes, your quote is funny haha

2. mmm....http://www.short-funny-quotes.com/short_funny_quotes16.html

and:



* there are 3 kinds of people in the world: these who know to number and these who don't.



*look left ------->>>>------->>>>------->>>> i said left!!



*NOBODY IS PERFECT---------> I'M NOBODY